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University:  University of Florida - UF

Greek Organization:  Pi Kappa Phi

Author:  Scooper

Comment:  If you’ve ever wondered what it would look like if 200 dudes who barely know each other tried to start a book club but ended up making out instead, welcome to Pi Kapp. Being the biggest chapter just means you’re statistically guaranteed to never learn half your brothers’ names, though you’ll definitely recognize them from the mirror selfies they all take in Skelly’s bathroom. Speaking of, Scooper runs circles around Skelly. In fact, Scooper runs his MOM around the block every other night. Skelly talks brotherhood, Scooper talks to Mrs. Skelly, and only one of them leaves satisfied. Guess which.