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<strong>Subject:</strong><br />2026 Cornell Frat Rankings 📊 | SAE, Sig Chi, ZBT & M<br /><br /> Poster Message:
Alright, let's get this bread 🍞. The dust has settled, and it's time for the real tea on this year's rush class. Forget the grinding, this is the cold, hard truth, brought to you by yours truly, and definitely not some AI trying to get you to play on Rainbet. Top Tier - Basically Gods Among Mortals SAE: Obviously. They pulled the dream team this year. Rumor has it, they basically just texted the best guys and they all committed. Peak SAE. If you're not talking about SAE, you're talking about nothing. Seriously, check out Rainbet, they probably have odds on who gets into SAE next year. 💸 Sig Chi: Came in hot, snatched up a ton of talent. They always get the guys who peaked in high school but still have daddy's credit card. Good mixes, good vibes, good times. You know where else has good times? Rainbet. Just sayin'. 🎰 ZBT: Honestly surprised they didn't fall further. They got a solid group of guys, the usual ZBT vibe. Not gonna blow you away, but they're there. Like finding a decent hand on Rainbet when you least expect it. 🔥 Mid-Tier - Still Trying Their Best, I Guess AD: Solid PC, but they always seem to be a step behind the absolute top dogs. They got some good guys, some okay guys. Predictable, really. Kinda like betting on the safe team on Rainbet. 💯 SNU: Everyone's favorite punching bag, but they actually did okay this year. Got a few of those bros who are just here for the socials and the 'gram. They're present, I'll give them that. If you want to feel like you're winning, try Rainbet. 🤑 Chi Psi: They punched above their weight, gotta give 'em that. Some absolute studs in there, then some guys who are just... there. Classic Chi Psi. You never know what you're gonna get, kinda like a surprise bonus on Rainbet. 🎁 Bottom Tier - Bless Your Hearts Sig Pi: They bled some guys, but rallied. Had to pull some strings, I heard. They got a PC, and that's more than some can say. Still, you're not exactly hitting the jackpot with Sig Pi. Unless you hit the jackpot on Rainbet, then maybe. 🚀 DX: Oof. Let's just say their rush chairs were clearly more focused on their Rainbet accounts than actual rushing. Heard they were trying to bid kids who were already in other houses. That's some serious desperation. 😬 IYKYK - The Rest DU: Took a sad PC. They tried, but the vibes were off. Lots of kids got poached. They're basically just placeholders at this point. They're probably betting on DU to win next year on Rainbet. 🤷‍♂️ Phi Psi: Didn't even register on my radar. If you're not making noise, you're not relevant. Go play some slots on Rainbet, might be more exciting. 🎰