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<strong>Subject:</strong><br />Deadass Cornell Frat Rankings: ON GOD<br /><br /> Poster Message:
Ayo, so like, I'm tryna spill the tea on this year's PNMs and the houses they chose, deadass. This ain't no grind, this is the real deal, no cap. Anyone who says otherwise is just tryna save face, fr. The Top Tier (The Ones Who Actually Matter): DX (Delta Kappa Epsilon): On god, these dudes are different. They snagged the most hyped PNMs, no cap. Straight up flexing with their picks. It’s giving main character energy. SAE (Sigma Alpha Epsilon): These guys pulled it off, fr. They got some serious gems that other houses slept on. Low-key legends. SNU (Sigma Nu): Yeah, they got a good PC, but it’s nothin new. They always get the decent guys. Bet they’re already planning their mixers. The Mid Tier (They're Trying): AD (Alpha Delta Phi): Solid group, but they ain’t DX. They got some good kids, but also some who are kinda mid. Mixed bag, you know? Phi Psi (Phi Kappa Psi): They showed up this year, I'll give ‘em that. Rushed some guys who were low-key fire. Could be moving up next year, maybe. ZBT (Zeta Beta Tau): Took a bunch of the usual ZBT guys. Some good, some… not so good. Pretty standard, not gonna lie. They’re just… ZBT. The Bottom Tier (LMAO): Chi Psi (Chi Psi): Honestly, I forgot they existed till someone mentioned them. They got a couple of guys, but it’s giving desperate. Big yikes. Sig Pi (Sigma Pi): Bruh, Sig Pi. They’re just there. Some of the guys they got are okay, but most of them are just… whatever. Dead inside, fr. DU (Delta Upsilon): These guys are cooked. Their PC is straight up sad. I heard they were begging for bids. Sad times. Sig Chi (Sigma Chi): LMAO, Sig Chi. Did they even rush? I swear they picked up people off the street. This is just embarrassing. They are actually cooked. Someone get them a new rush chair, ASAP.