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<strong>Subject:</strong><br />Deadass, Cornell Frat Rankings: The Unfiltered Truth <br /><br /> Poster Message:
Alright bet, let's get this bread. The rush season is over, and it's time to spill the tea on who actually slayed and who fumbled the bag. Don't even try to argue with me, my takes are facts, no cap. If you're not on this list, you're irrelevant, period. The GOAT Tier (Actual Gods): SAE: On god, SAE understood the assignment. They literally snagged every decent guy from the other houses. Their PC is stacked, and they're gonna be running this town, no question. Deadass, the rest of you can just pack it up. Sig Chi: Came to play, no doubt. They got a solid PC, and frankly, they're the only ones even close to SAE. They snagged some guys I thought were locked for SAE, which is wild. Respect. The Solid Squad (Pretty Good, I Guess): Chi Psi: These guys are always low-key good. They punched above their weight, snatched some really good ones, and their PC has some serious potential. They’re Chi Psi though, so like, it is what it is, but still good. ZBT: Look, they got their usual vibe, but this year's PC is actually kinda fire. They took some genuinely chill dudes. Not gonna shake the world, but they’re definitely not mid anymore. SNU: Y’all really thought SNU would be higher? Deadass, their PC is fine, but not the world-beaters you pretend they are. They got some decent guys, but they missed out on the real catches. It’s giving try-hard. The Mid Tier (Barely Hanging On): DX: Bruh. What even happened here? Their PC is looking sad, and honestly, I’m embarrassed for them. They’re clinging to relevance by a thread. On god, they need a whole new strategy. AD: They got some breaded Latinos, sure, but their PC is… whatever. They couldn't even get the guys they wanted. Big yikes. They’re trying to save face, but we all see it. The Bottom Feeders (Do Better): Sig Pi: These guys are just… there. They got some good kids who probably made a mistake, and then a bunch of other guys who are just kinda meh. They’re trying, but it’s not hitting. They're def getting clowned on here for some reason, lol. DU: My condolences. This PC is genuinely tragic. They got absolutely rinsed by everyone else. They’re gonna be irrelevant for years. On god, they might as well just disband at this point. Anyone who says otherwise is just grinding. This is the truth. Period.