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<strong>Subject:</strong><br />Cornell Greek Life As Kids In High School<br /><br /> Poster Message:
AD- Rich kid whose parents were never home, had an "incident" junior year and transferred to boarding school Sig Chi- the kid on the lacrosse team who had the nicest jeep, but had the least playing time DU- the kid with the thickest skull in the friend group, always has a girlfriend but active on tinder and is a little too touchy Sig Pi- the kid whose parents said "I just think its safer if we let the kids drink" in eighth grade, probably played soccer Chi Psi- the kid who everybody couldn't decide if they were actually popular or really good at acting like they were popular DX- the kid who took art classes so he could talk to girls who doc martens, did the musical Chi Phi- the coolest kid's less cool younger brother, wrote for student newspaper Lambda- the kid who would beg on their knees to hit your juul in the bathroom, probably ran track Pike- the dumbest kid who was still considered one of the smart kids, always brought alcohol to parties Pi Kapp- the kid who the friend group had a separate gc without PSK- the kid who did the morning announcements, really into marching band DKE- the kid who ran dungeons & dragons in the computer room during lunch Sammy- the kid who was a senior on JV, probably had a freshman gf