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Poster Name:
The Woodchipper

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />How to get into frat party’s.<br /><br /> Poster Message:
Hey Frshman here, rush didnt go as planned (suicide rushed Lamda) and I was wondering if there’s any way to attend parties without being affiliated with a frat. I tried my luck at beta playground and was immediately given a wedgie and put in a half Nelson by some old guy on roller skates. To make matters even worse this girl I have a crush on who’s on my floor attended the party and got her mitt darted by 2 beta 5th years. This can’t be my college experience… right?